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2007-08-11T13:21:00.000-04:00

I have been a very bad blogmaster. This magnificent blog has been unattended since last October! I hope to change that, and I aim to update it more frequently than before. I dont have much to add at this moment, but be assured that I will once again be speaking my mind. I will leave you all with a famous quote.

"Enjoy the summer while it's here, winter is just around the corner."

-Said by me, 8/11/2007 1:25PM EST

Iran Bans The Internet!

2006-10-20T16:33:00.000-04:00

Well........sort of. Iran has just (quietly) announced that they are banning "high speed" internet in order to protect the countries "youth and Islamic values". They define high speed as anything above128 kilobytes per second, which is roughly the speed of dial up. This move is yet another attempt to stifle political dissent and to combat influence from Western cultures. Children and students will be hurt the most by this move, as they will no longer be able to access many websites on the internet. The police have also aggressively begun to crack down on satellite dishes, because watching (public) TV is now illegal in the country. The only forms of media that are allowed are state run propaganda, be it print or government produced television "programming". This is truly a sad day for the Iranian people.

Pack Your Bags!

2006-10-17T11:04:00.000-04:00

Sometimes justice comes in small packages. Radical lawyer Lynne "Traitor" Stewart was sentenced to 28 months in federal prison yesterday. While the prosecutors had asked for 30 YEARS, 28 months is still better than nothing and at least sends a message to people like "Ms." Stewart. She was convicted of providing help to a terrorist organization while she was representing her client, Sheik Omar-Abdel Rahman in 1995. The charges are based on her own testimony that she smuggled messages from the Sheik to his militant followers in Egypt with the help of an Arabic translator. For those who dont recall, Rahman is the blind Egyptian terrorist and one of the people who masterminded the 1993 World Trade Center attacks. With his trademark Santa Claus hat and sunglasses, he is now spending the rest of his life in federal prison. Unfortunately Lynne Stewart will not share this same fate. As long as we have soft judges and people in the judiciary system who are sympathetic to terrorists, we will always have cases like this to deal with. 28 months is better than nothing though!

The Summer Wind.....

2006-10-14T12:22:00.000-04:00

What the hell happened to summer?? I feel like just last week we were in the middle of a record breaking heat wave (check my archives for pictures), and now it is FREEZING. Buffalo, NY got over 2 feet of snow yesterday, however here in NYC it was a "balmy" 49 degrees. Dont get me wrong, I like the winter and I love when Manhattan gets hit with a huge snowstorm. I personally just find it hard to adjust to the temperature change when it first happens. Well, I guess the moral of the story is that winter is here to stay and y'all better get used to it!

Build it and they WONT come...

2006-09-15T12:23:00.000-04:00

Today the house approved the building of a 700 mile fence along the Mexico-US border. This fence will cover approximately one third of the entire border area, and is expected to cost around $2 billion dollars to complete. The entire border "zone" is nearly 2000 miles long, and as of now we only have 75 miles of fencing to protect us from illegal immigration or terrorists crossing from Mexico. In my opinion this has been a long time coming, and it couldn’t have come quick enough. In recent months the border patrol has caught numerous men of "non-Mexican or Spanish decent", and upon further research it was determined that they were actually of Arab decent. This has lead to increasing concerns that terrorists are looking to use our porous southern border to sneak into this country. I look at this as a two tiered benefit; first we dramatically slow the influx of Spanish speaking illegals who are costing tax payers billions per year. Secondly, we can prevent terrorists from literally walking into our country with any number of weapons or “weaponized” agents. There is no good reason NOT to have a wall given that the Mexican authorities seem unwilling to help prevent people from heading north. Stopping illegal immigrant and stopping terrorism is a GOOD thing, and this wall can’t go up fast enough.

Pass da 'dro man!

2006-09-13T17:20:00.000-04:00

BMW has just announced that they will be building a limited number of hydrogen powered cars in 2007. The vehicle will be called the BMW Hydrogen 7, and it will be a 260 horse power 12 cylinder sedan based on the current 7 series. The vehicle will have a modified internal combustion engine that allows it to run on either regular gasoline or hydrogen fuel. BMW will be building 100 of the vehicles as an exclusive test, and "giving" 25 of them to us lucky Yanks. By giving the vehicle two tanks (one for gasoline and one for hydrogen), the range is expected to be over 400 miles with both tanks full. There is no price yet announced for the car, although it is based on the 760Li which carries a base sticker price of $118,900.

I want my USC!

2006-09-07T11:44:00.000-04:00

A man who was rejected by USC (University of Southern California) decided it was unfair and that he wanted to get even. He hacked into the school's computer system and stole personal information about other potential students from the database. The accessed records included applicants' names, addresses, e-mail addresses, phone numbers, and Social Security numbers. This "brilliant" individual then proceeded to write about his crimes on his blog, and was eventually caught. In response to this incident, USC set up a toll-free line, and contacted the former applicants to urge them to carefully review their credit history.

It's a sad day...

2006-09-05T17:38:00.000-04:00

Steve Irwin, known to millions of people around the world as “The Crocodile Hunter” was killed in a freak accident yesterday. The Australian TV personality gained world wide attention when he began working on television shows for Animal Planet and the Discover Channel in 1996. He was known for his over the top antics and his apparent lack of fear when approaching dangerous animals. Steve was seen as both an avid environmentalist and one of the most knowledgeable reptile experts in the world. Steve was killed by a Bull Stingray that was hidden under the sand late Monday afternoon in Australia. He was filming a documentary and passed over the top of a submerged ray who then stabbed it's poisoned barb into his chest. It was a very unfortunate accident and Steve died within minutes. Steve Irwin is sure to be missed. I for one, will always remember his cries of "Crikey!" as he chased around the creatures he loved so much.

Have it YOUR way!

2006-09-05T12:14:00.000-04:00

Welcome back fellow readers! I hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable holiday weekend. In response to popular demand, I am opening up the comments section to anyone who wishes to post comments. YOU NO LONGER NEED TO REGISTER TO POST COMMENTS! My hope is that this will encourage more people to speak their mind.

What a scumbag...

2006-08-30T12:48:00.000-04:00

Richard L. Armitage, the former deputy secretary of state has admitted that he was the one who leaked confidential information to a newspaper reporter in 2003. Armitage revealed the identity of a CIA operative to reporter Robert Novak during an informal meeting between the two men. As if that wasn’t enough, Armitage is alleged to have revealed the same information to the editor of the Washington Post two weeks prior. So what drives a person to treason, who, by all accounts is doing quite well for themselves? Why would a high level government official endanger the life of not only the CIA operative he so callously revealed, but her husband as well? The biggest question is why, in this day and age, would someone do something so harmful to this country? There is no easy answer. One should also question why newspapers would print such stories. It is unfortunate that we have come to expect this from papers such as the New York Times, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times, and a number of other publications that have come so far from their glory days of years past. The real problem is the rampant liberalization of the media. Thankfully the majority of the media still has integrity, however the small portion that does not is creating huge problems for this country. As radical leftist ideas are slowly falling out of favor with average Americans, these "super-libs" need to continually increase their offensiveness and do ever more crass things to be noticed. The moral of the story is don’t expect much from the left and certainly don’t expect any journalistic integrity from the "usual suspects".

A little birdy told me...

2006-08-28T16:30:00.000-04:00

What's bright yellow, a little green, and doesn’t belong in Central Park? If you said a parakeet then you are correct! I was walking my dog earlier and I saw a bright green flash amidst a flutter of brown wings. The colors were so vivid that I noticed from about 50 feet away and went over to investigate. It turns out that what I saw was some kind of tropical parakeet, who had likely flown the coop from someone's apartment. He had decided to make friends with a flock of little brown birds and was happily flying around with them like he was one of their own. My only concern is that my new friend might not make it through the winter given his tropical disposition.

Dance to the beat!

2006-08-28T16:27:00.000-04:00

Those in the "know" know that Plumm is going to one very hot club this fall. Most of the club-going people who live in the city spend the summer out of town (Hamptons, Fire Island, etc.) so August is a nice time to relax. The lack of people also provides the opportunity to check out some of the places that are likely going to be very popular come fall, without dealing with all the crowds and riffraff. Plumm is one of those places. The club has two levels with different music on each floor. The upstairs DJ usually spins a combination of rock, dance, and hip hop while the downstairs is mostly reggae and rap. This past Saturday was my second time there this summer and I can assure you that I will be going back again soon!

Say goodbye to Pluto? ::UPDATE::

2006-08-24T20:25:00.000-04:00

Its official: Pluto is no longer considered a planet!

As a follow up to my August 15th post, astronomers have declared that Pluto is no longer a planet. The decision was made by a group of scientist’s called the Astronomical Union. These scientists agreed that in order to be a planet, a celestial body must have an orbit around the sun, must have ``sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces,'' and should ``clear the neighborhood around its orbit''. Apparently Pluto doesn’t fit the bill and has been given the boot. Oh well, Pluto we hardly knew ya'!

TSA = Totally Sucks Ass

2006-08-23T15:09:00.000-04:00

Has anyone else noticed how incompetent the TSA is? It's almost a miracle that there hasn’t been another terrorist incident with those people in charge of things. The pre 9-11 luggage screeners were the most moronic high school drop-outs in America, yet thankfully they were "at will" employees. After the horrific events of 9-11, I, like many others, assumed that there would be sweeping changes with regards to airport safety. I was personally overjoyed when I heard that all the "old school" baggage screeners were being let go and replaced with Federal Employees. Much to my chagrin, when I took my first post 9-11 flight I was floored when I saw that the very same idiotic high school drop-outs were still there, yet this time they had a TSA patch on their sleeve. Does anyone else have a problem with this?? Did these people somehow become MORE qualified by simply putting on a new uniform?? I am firmly of the belief that if someone can’t spell the word "bomb" then they should be in no position to try and find one hidden in someone's luggage.

Do I have a solution? OF COURSE I DO! Let’s imagine for a minute that you are a terrorist. The first line of defense in the airport is the security checkpoints manned by the TSA. Would you be scared of those people? Would those lazy, fat, uneducated "screeners" deter you from your goal of killing people? The answer is of course NO. We need to look at what the Israelis are doing. Instead of placing bumbling morons at checkpoints, we need to have SOLDIERS with GUNS stationed there. A show of force and intimidation is what will deter terrorists, not overpaid idiots talking in "street slang" to one another.

I propose we use the National Guard and the reserves to man all airports in the United States. First of all the visual deterrent is extremely powerful. Secondly, they are already being paid so we would save millions of dollars that would be going towards the salaries of the TSA. This money could then be put into further security measures such as new improved screening machines that detect explosives. It could also be put towards buying more trained dogs, given that they can cost upwards of $25,000 each! The most important reason is that a trained soldier, especially one that has seen combat, is far more likely to spot and stop a terrorist than any TSA junkie out there.

Sail Away, Sail Away....

2006-08-22T12:41:00.000-04:00

Yesterday we did some serious boating. From the Shoreby Club it only takes approximately 15 minutes (by boat) to be in the center of downtown Cleveland. For those who have never been there, Cleveland is a city on Lake Erie and has a river that runs through its center. Boats can sail into the city and then dock at the bars/restaurants that line the river. Most of these establishments are geared towards serving boat-dwelling customers, so the experience is quite unique.

Ho Ho Ho!

2006-08-22T12:16:00.000-04:00

We ended up extending our stay in Cleveland (Bratenahl) by one extra day. The weather was fantastic, the drinks were great, and the food was delicious. The first evening we were there was called Harbor Fest, and during this "Fest" they have a party called Christmas in August. As you would expect, the theme was Christmas and so all the boats are decorated with lights and dancing Santa’s. Overall it was an awesome time, and very relaxing to boot!

PS. The picture shown is NOT one I took in Ohio. I am having trouble uploading the real one.

Land O' Lakes

2006-08-18T13:52:00.000-04:00

Today I am off to Cleveland for a double birthday extravaganza. Due to the nature of my travels, I will most likely not be able to update the blog until Sunday at the earliest. Fear not my faithful readers, I shall return with stories and news aplenty!

The return of TechTV?

2006-08-16T19:09:00.000-04:00

Well......sort of. For those who don’t know, TechTV was one of the best television networks ever conceived. It was staffed by a super geeky crew who were actually EXCITED about the technology content they discussed. The network acquired a cult following during its relatively short run. Then, almost out of nowhere Comcast completely lobotomized the network and ruined it. The good shows were cut, the talent was fired/left, and the network's audience (male 18-36) was alienated. In its place, Comcast started airing mindless blather geared towards (in my opinion) kids under the age of 14. The good news? TechTV is being reborn as UndoTV.com and will be broadcast on the internet. This will enable them to keep the cost as minimal as possible while still providing the awesome content we all love and miss.

Click HERE to read more about it.

Say goodbye to Pluto?

2006-08-15T22:51:00.000-04:00

Pluto's designation as a planet is currently under discussion in Prague. After 76 years scientists are questioning if it actually qualifies as a true planet. Apparently another recently discovered planet with the easy to remember name of 2003UB313 is attempting to steal away all of Pluto's glory. As of this moment the 2500 member committee (all astronomers) is at a stalemate, so Pluto is safe for the mean time.

Holy smokes!

2006-08-14T19:22:00.000-04:00

For those who don’t know, Dell has just recalled 4.1 million laptop batteries. This is the largest consumer electronics recall in history, due to the batteries being prone to explode. There are some pretty dramatic video clips of this happening floating around on the internet. The risk of being burned is very real, and a faulty Dell laptop actually caused a pickup truck in Nevada to explode! It seems that this could be the beginning of a larger recall, as the batteries were built by Sony and used in a number of other laptops as well.

Better pay your rent on time!

2006-08-12T01:30:00.000-04:00

I just uncovered a very intriguing story about a group of debt collectors in Lagos, Nigeria. The group actually uses hyena's and baboons as their "muscle" when someone hasnt paid for their goods, rent, or services. Apparently a photographer named Pieter Hugo heard about these people and went to Nigeria to meet and photograph them himself. All I can say is that if you owe money this is the LAST guy you want to see!!

I LIKE my carry on luggage....

2006-08-11T22:40:00.000-04:00

Just when I was beginning to be able to deal with air travel, yet another incident has occurred that shakes my confidence regarding this method of travel. The Islamic extremists have now come up with a way to take down an airplane using something as innocuous as a bottle of water. The very fact that these monsters are innovating new ways to murder hundred (if not thousands) of innocent people is highly disturbing. If nothing, it should be a wake up call to those of the belief that "if we pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan the terrorists will leave us alone". That statement of ignorant bliss is what has led us to the current state of affairs. We must crush these terrorists at every chance we get. All of society must carefully watch what is happening in Europe and the Middle East and realize that the terrorists plan on bringing this carnage HERE, as soon as they have the opportunity.

Lieberman drops the Dems

2006-08-10T15:36:00.000-04:00

Senator Joseph Lieberman officially dropped the title of "Democrat" today, according to the associated press. He is now going to be flying under the Independent banner from now on. Sources are reporting that in recent months Sen. Lieberman has increasingly been at odds with his former party and has disagreed with many core issues. This incident clearly illustrates the leftist trend of "Liberalization" within today's Democratic Party. Lieberman, who was once one of the Democrats "top guys" decided to take a stand against what he saw happening within his own party, and how it was hurting America. Congratulations Joe! Now let’s see if we can get some more of your former friends to come to their senses.

Excuse me sir, you dropped your octopus

2006-08-09T13:26:00.000-04:00

In what was likely one of the stranger things that your average Texan encounters in a given day, the interstate turned into a zoo. A vehicle that was transporting penguins, fish, and an octopus overturned while en-route from Indianapolis to Galveston spilling the creatures onto the interstate during rush hour. Unfortunately a few of the penguins and most of the fish were killed, although the octous will live to see another day. I guess that when they say "Don't mess with Texas" they are'nt kidding!

Georgia Congresswoman McKinney gets the BOOT!!

2006-08-09T13:18:00.000-04:00

In what is sure to be a good day for the rest of the country, the racist/offensive/moronic excuse for a politician Cynthia McKinney has lost the democratic primary. For those who don’t remember, she is the Congresswoman who assaulted a Capitol Hill police officer after being asked for ID as she ran through a checkpoint without so much as stopping or acknowledging who she was. After the incident became public, she actually had the nerve to suggest that the policeman’s actions were racially motivated (because only racist police would stop a raving lunatic that attempted to rush into congress without an ID and without stopping when asked by authorities). As if that repugnant display wasn’t enough, she has also gone on record saying that the Bush administration knew about and allowed the 9/11 attacks to happen. All I can say is GOOD RIDDANCE!!!